February 2012
When in doubt, turn to food.
gabbyfenton:
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
When you realize you're wearing socks on carpet →
daily-tumbles:
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me: omg let's go do something progressive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok
Going to a party and not knowing anyone... →
most-awkward-moments:
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pawnce:
HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST TRIED A SANDWICH
IT’S NO ORDINARY SANDWICH
A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLYFISH JELLY
HEY MAN, YOU GOT TO TRY THIS SANDWICH
IT’S NO ORDINARY SANDWICH
IT’S THE TASTIEST SANDWICH IN THE SEA
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